malford814

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Intro to Unnamed Book :3 by malford814, literature

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Cold. Dark. Alone. These are the first things that come to my mind when I think of the terrible situation that I'm in. My family and I have been hunkered in a desolate concrete bomb shelter from WWII. Yes, we still have one. The walls are bare and are the color of slate. It is ten feet by ten feet. Yeah, that's really small. We have absolutely no entertainment except each other, (boring), and we sleep on icy cold concrete bunks. And they are twin-sized. Not easy when your family contains a twelve-year-old girl, two parents, and a fifteen-year-old boy (me.) When we have to uh… use the restroom, we have to go in a bright red plastic beac

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July 5
United States
Deviant for 13 years
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Hilo! Welcome to my humble abode! Over here you'll see my collection of stuffed hippos and... Ya it happpens. I mean I get sidetracked ALOT. i'M KINDA A GINGER (caps lock fail). End of discussion. If you like to act kunfuzzled and silly then I'm yo' guy:D
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Current Residence: A Place
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Size
Print preference: A printer
Favourite genre of music: Classic Rock
Favourite photographer: I have one?
Favourite style of art: SPLATTER PAINT!
Operating System: Windows
MP3 player of choice: I-Pod
Shell of choice: Foshizzle.
Wallpaper of choice: Purple?
Skin of choice: Uhhh...
Favourite cartoon character: Arthur
Personal Quote: I'm not famous enough to have one yet.

Favourite Visual Artist

Leonardo i guess...

Favourite Movies

Harry Potter

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

I have many...

Favourite Books

THE HUNGER GAMES

Favourite Writers

Suzanne Collins

Favourite Games

Need 4 Speed

Favourite Gaming Platform

Nintendo 64

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Guitars, drums, me, pencils

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Music and Artssss

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malford814

Sep 2, 2011

Bruno Mars FAIL

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OK so here's the deal. Grenade. Everyone thinks it a cool song. But when you think about it, "I'd catch a grenade for ya...," makes no sense WHATSOEVER. I mean any sane person wouldn't catch a grenade for a girl (no offense girlz ;)). I mean if you did that, you would die, and then the girl would move on. What kind of girl would want to have a boyfriend whose arms were blown off? :P And if that wasn't enough, at the end he seems puzzled and confused that you won't do the same! Hello, get a clue! That girl obviously is quite sane. As any person with sanity would k-now not to catch a grenade under any circumstances! Such a talented musician and